Then a schlami shows up, and he rubs it and… spits on it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Interdimensional Cable: First, they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem… They take the dinglebop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. You gotta put these seeds inside your butt.ħ. Rick: You gotta do it for Grandpa, Morty. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Rick: Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together. And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum.

Morty: Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it’s together. You’re not the cause of your parents’ misery, you’re just a symptom of it.Ĥ. Beth: Honey, stop raising your father’s cholesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie.ģ. – That will make you laugh and cry – at the same time!ġ. Deciding which quotes are the best is a fool’s game, but if nothing we do matters, we may as well give it a go! However, there is no doubt that it generates a blend of both hilarious moments and dark, nihilistic truisms.Īfter five full seasons of Rick and Morty, there are endless ingenious quotes to choose from. There is great debate among the fandom over whether an episodic or serialized format produces better content. A sci-fi about an alcoholic scientist traversing the multiverse with his idiot grandson has no right to be this prescient. While shows like Family Guy and American Dad are often funny and cutting with their satire, Rick and Morty exists on a different plane altogether. Every Rick and Morty fan knows how the series has changed the game for animated adult comedies.

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